Grandma takes a trip

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This wasn’t my idea in the first place. I don’t like being around people, especially family. But here I was, on my way to a small island in the Mediterranean. Did I mention that I am terrified of flying? So I spent my time on this 10-hour plane trip, saying empty greetings and pointless conversations to my many head-ache-causing relatives (and, of course, using the handy, white, paper bags in the pocket in front of me.)